HB810
2004-04-15 17:58:17 UTC
To any of you out there who still don't believe that Barry Bonds is a Major
League Asshole, check this out.
Some time ago, you may remember a small story in the news that Bonds had
severed his licensing and merchandising agreement with the MLB and players
association. When I first heard it, I thought, "Typical Barry Bonds, the
asshole that he is," and dismissed it.
A little while ago, I bought my 10-year old the latest version of MLB 2005
for his Playstation 2. After a few days of playing it, he reported to me
that on the game, Barry Bonds was missing from the SF roster and he was
having trouble finding him on any other team (he thought the computer had
mistakenly traded him to another team.)
Now, I've always known that Bonds was a monumental cocksucker and an asshole
beyond words. But this is truly a new low. Every other superstar of
baseball you could think of, including Ruth, Cobb (another asshole), and
Gehrig (who are DEAD!), is on that game. But I guess the 989 video game
company couldn't name Bonds price.
On the bright side, my son received yet another lesson in baseball. The
more talented a player you are, the bigger the asshole you can be to your
fans.
On the side, I'm glad Petco Park could contain him, preventing him from
hitting 660. He was pressing desperately. It was fun to watch. I could
understand why though. He had to hit 660 quickly before the league suspends
his for long term steroid use.
BARRY BONDS IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!
League Asshole, check this out.
Some time ago, you may remember a small story in the news that Bonds had
severed his licensing and merchandising agreement with the MLB and players
association. When I first heard it, I thought, "Typical Barry Bonds, the
asshole that he is," and dismissed it.
A little while ago, I bought my 10-year old the latest version of MLB 2005
for his Playstation 2. After a few days of playing it, he reported to me
that on the game, Barry Bonds was missing from the SF roster and he was
having trouble finding him on any other team (he thought the computer had
mistakenly traded him to another team.)
Now, I've always known that Bonds was a monumental cocksucker and an asshole
beyond words. But this is truly a new low. Every other superstar of
baseball you could think of, including Ruth, Cobb (another asshole), and
Gehrig (who are DEAD!), is on that game. But I guess the 989 video game
company couldn't name Bonds price.
On the bright side, my son received yet another lesson in baseball. The
more talented a player you are, the bigger the asshole you can be to your
fans.
On the side, I'm glad Petco Park could contain him, preventing him from
hitting 660. He was pressing desperately. It was fun to watch. I could
understand why though. He had to hit 660 quickly before the league suspends
his for long term steroid use.
BARRY BONDS IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!